Another Rambo movie? Really?
Infrequently Answered Question # 3: Does anyone take Stallone seriously?
Yes. Frank Stallone is a respected recording artist who contributed to the best album I’ve ever found in a ninety-nine cent bin. The unprecedented coupling of rapid machine gun fire layered soothingly over a musical score makes a calming soundtrack for parties or just relaxing in a nice hot bath.
Frequently Asked Question #3: In Regard to Tampax and the Holy Father…
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.
Infrequently Answered Question #2: Is the 2008 Oscar Best Picture Nominee, There Will Be Blood, the full length feature film version of the aforementioned female coming of age story?
No. Sadly, There Will Be Blood is about the corrupting effects of greed and vanity on the human psyche and the ability of money to magnify peoples’ negative inclinations. Making up for the lack of a menstrual-based plot is the fact that one member of the greatest band of all time, guitar genius Johnny Greenwood [...]
Anxiety Activator #3: The Ocho AKA My Husband’s Truck with its Estimated Kelly Blue Book Value of Eight Pesos
One evening, after an unsuccessful half hour search for a parking spot, Brian had taken a corner in a nearby parking lot too fast causing his truck to spin out loudly. This displeased a local officer of the law who put his siren and lights to work for a one mile-an-hour, ten-foot chase. As if [...]
