Infrequently Answered Question #2: Is the 2008 Oscar Best Picture Nominee, There Will Be Blood, the full length feature film version of the aforementioned female coming of age story?

No. Sadly, There Will Be Blood is about the corrupting effects of greed and vanity on the human psyche and the ability of money to magnify peoples’ negative inclinations. Making up for the lack of a menstrual-based plot is the fact that one member of the greatest band of all time, guitar genius Johnny Greenwood [...]

Infrequently Answered Question # 1: Did You Even Step Outside the Hermit Lair to get the Mail Yet Today?

No. Getting the mail is for pussies. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of getting chased down by bill collectors. You haven’t experienced life until Dog the Bounty Hunter is hot on your trail and leaving disturbing messages on your cell phone that you can sell to Fox “News.” Think about it. What’s [...]

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