Frequently Asked Question #4: In Regard to Movies that Make my Head Feel Like it’s Going to Explode/My Husband’s Netflix Queue

Another Rambo movie? Really?

January 27, 2008
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Infrequently Answered Question # 3: Does anyone take Stallone seriously?

Yes. Frank Stallone is a respected recording artist who contributed to the best album I’ve ever found in a ninety-nine cent bin. The unprecedented coupling of rapid machine gun fire layered soothingly over a musical score makes a calming soundtrack for parties or just relaxing in a nice hot bath.

January 27, 2008
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Frequently Asked Question #3: In Regard to Tampax and the Holy Father…

Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.

January 27, 2008
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