No self-titled, narcissistic website would be complete without pictures. Bored? Illiterate? An employee of Tweezerman Inc. and running out of over-zealous pluckers to market to? Meet my fake eyebrows in my mini photo album.
Note to ladies, drag queens, and Nietzche (in case you’re trying to avoid Satan’s famous brow wax): learn from my mistake; the following is what happens when a Lady Bic razor is used in place of tweezers.
Sincerely,
Still Eyebrowless 12 Years Later
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