Anxiety Alleviator #2: Discovering the Chuck Norris of the Iguana World

Scientists have found that iguanas are capable of committing suicide. I’m pretty sure they aren’t capable of being resuscitated - I don’t know anyone who’s going to go mouth to mouth with a death-rattling lab lizard, even Bill Nye - so the evidence seems definitive.

But I don’t really care about any of that. Why they haven’t investigated if iguanas can commit murder is the more pressing matter. I know of at least one iguana-owner pair I would like to enter in that study. (See Below….That’s what he said.)

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