Anxiety Activator #10: The Deliverance Soundtrack Blaring from my Neighbor’s Window

Oh, sweet Jesus, please help me. Someone has been blasting country music all morning. I am just minding my own business, trying to memorize the symptoms of adult ADD for an upcoming doctor’s appointment, and I can’t focus! I am experiencing an extreme lack of concentration and an inability to finish tasks!
 
I would just love to crawl into my neighbor’s cerebral cortex and hear his thought process. Is he like, “Good GOD, this Country Western music is so amazing! I just, oh, oh God, I just have to make everyone within a 4,000 mile radius listen to these sweet honkey tonk twangs! DO NOT IGNORE MY MUSIC!!!! AAAAHHHHH! LISTEN TO THAT BANJO!!!!!!”?

1 Comment(s)

  1. Don’t you know there are only 2 kinds of music?

    Country and Western!

    Ah tell yew whut.


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