The Picture of Sanity
Everything about Mr. Busey is larger than life: from his John Cleese-worthy dentures to his bulging hyperthyroid-afflicted eyeballs – and don’t get me started on his prodigious use of acronyms. Those of us who tuned into watch him each week on VH1′s Celebrity Rehab not only had to contend with his snarling self-denial in regard to his general batsh*t crazy disorder, but we had to confront the horrifying reality that people wind up in rehab for using Xanax. The horror! Witnessing Gary Busey’s attempts to take on the role of spiritual leader and addiction therapist, all while maintaining the general manner and appearance captured so succinctly in his infamous mug shot, made my blood turn cold. I’ve always suspected my shrink was crazier than me, but seeing that someone as obviously deranged as a man missing vital sections of his brain and the ability to perform basic cognitive reasoning, step into the role of social worker was a terrifying blow to my confidence in the field therapy.
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Your blog is hilarious!