Anxiety Alleviator #8: Onion Goggles

Cooking is dangerous business and don’t let that perky Rachael Ray fool you with her peppy abbreviations and lack of safety gear. She  may call it E.V.O.O., but I can assure you that acronym is nothing more than a euphemism to cover up what extra virgin olive oil really stands for and that is Evil Villain [...]

Anxiety Activator #19: Hearing Your Neighbors Spawn

I live in the kind of vertical duplex where one would have to press her ear to the floor and not a shared wall to spy on her fellow tenant, should one be so inclined. Though last night, our duplex was more the kind of vertical duplex where one would not have to press her [...]

Anxiety Activator #18: Raccoon Attacks and Warning Labels

  It’s after one-thirty in the morning and as I was about to commence my nightly ritual of taking my Ambien and watching Raccoon Attack on NatGeo, I happened to glance down the side of the two liter jug of root beer I was swilling. There, on the faux-wooden barrel label, that ominous little exclamation [...]

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