Yesterday, due to the current times we are living in, I experienced a combination of two very unfortunate things. The first was that I needed to save money and had a penurious budget allotted for my shopping trip to Costco. The second was that I was out of both toilet paper and Benefiber — obviously in a mutually exclusive confluence of events. Had I not been trying to save money, I might have purchased a lifetime supply of personal lubricant, Adult Depends Diapers, or any other such item that might have been less humiliating and detracted the stares I received as people looked from the conveyor belt to my bloated marsupial pouch then back to the conveyor belt and so on. I recommend shopping online.
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