I don’t think we even need to discuss this one. But if we did need to, I would point out Exhibit A: Birds Are Not Supposed to Talk. Ever. Not even in Hollywood blockbusters like Beverly Hills Bald Eagle. Ooo, that would be a good porn name spin on that stupid chihuahua movie that also [...]
Anxiety Activator #25: The Sound Effects on the ATM Machine
There I am, just attempting to get a couple of twenties out of my checking account, when all of a sudden the goddamn ATM machine acquires Tourette’s Syndrome. It starts in on some crazed impression of a steam shovel with blaring emergency reverse warning beeps as if it knows it’s about to back over a paralyzed construction worker. BONG, [...]
