Last night I completed some of the best non-Ambien-induced hibernation that I’ve experienced in fortnights; which is why I almost didn’t click on the link to the following article on MSN’s homepage today: 10 Ways to Go from Tired to Terrific – Expert strategies to regain your mojo. Thank God I did, though. Now, when [...]
Anxiety Activator #30: Fabio’s Official Online Fan Club, that is Now Promoting Cannibalism because Apparently Having an Online Fan Club for Fabio Wasn’t Creepy Enough on its Own
Earlier today, while I was checking out Fabio’s official online fan club (yes, that IS what I like to do in my spare time) I came across some very disturbing images wherein Fabio appeared to be promoting cannibalism. At the top of the Web page was a header splashed with close up shots of [...]
Anxiety Activator #29: The Three-Eyed Man Quoted in an Actual Car Insurance Claim
This one comes from an actual car insurance claim. “The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.” Um, yeah, officer. I saw the man who hit me. Though not nearly as well as he saw me. He was [...]
Anxiety Alleviator #12: This Photo of a Sloth in a Box
A sloth can move twice as fast in water as it can on land. Perhaps I should start writing while half-submerged in my bathtub. I just read that Beethoven poured ice water on his head every time he sat down to write music. If I happen to turn up dead, the coroner’s report mentioning electrocution by [...]
