A sloth can move twice as fast in water as it can on land. Perhaps I should start writing while half-submerged in my bathtub.
I just read that Beethoven poured ice water on his head every time he sat down to write music.
If I happen to turn up dead, the coroner’s report mentioning electrocution by laptop, you’ll know what happened. Hm, you’ll know I died imitating a sloth.
So tender! I want a box of sloth!
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