Earlier today, while I was checking out Fabio’s official online fan club (yes, that IS what I like to do in my spare time) I came across some very disturbing images wherein Fabio appeared to be promoting cannibalism.
At the top of the Web page was a header splashed with close up shots of Fabio looking deep in thought underneath the cursive words: Actor, Model, Spokesman.
Then, below that, appeared more than one disturbing modeling shot of the bare-chested Hunk-o-Man-Meat-tastrophe biting into a female model’s arm. I don’t mean nibbling in a romantic way, but McGruff-taking-a-fleshy-chunk-out-of-crime gnawing on this poor woman’s third metatarsal.
I gasped in horror at this Zoolander gone wrong and could only hear a deep Austrian-accented voice saying, “I con’t beliv eets not chickon.”
Gross, Fabio. Really gross.
The best part, though, was when I went to save the photo, it showed up as previously being titled wild_man_ad_2_web.jpg. Hehehe. Someone’s webmaster doesn’t mind a little biting.
I con't beliv I don't hov any I Con't Believe Eets Not Butter buttery-flavored spread for this delicious hand.
Normally I wouldn’t think to share something like this. I’d simply gaze at Fabio’s feast, say something out loud to myself about what a creepy picture this is, then go comment on my friend’s FaceBook page after noticing that he became a fan of bacon. I was inspired to share Fabio’s weird photo after reading Marcy’s blog. She is a genius who writes the BEST blog on the internet. I completely adore her and all of her updates that are so damn funny that I often weep laughter tears after reading them. Check out her hilarious AdTalk series at Marcy Writes. She is the funniest writer I’ve read, and I read a lot of writing from funny writers. Check her out!
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