Anxiety Activator #35: Double Roasted Salsa

Why couldn’t they roast it right the first time? I don’t understand. Further, I do not understand why they are bragging about their culinary inefficiencies. Listen, Trader Joe’s, I understand you’re all a bunch of hippies who can’t always get it together the first time out, but failure is not a selling point. I am not [...]

Anxiety Alleviator # 14: Imagining How the Debut Season of America’s Next Top Hand Model Would Play Out

Anxiety Activator #34: The Public Restroom Inside of the Del Taco in Costa Mesa on 17th Street

Also, the fact that corporate decided it would be a good idea to bring the shrimp taco back, but not Dan, as in “Dan here, at Del Taco,” via the TV commercials. I suppose I shouldn’t really care, but after witnessing the state of said restroom, I am concerned about Dan’s health.

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