Why couldn’t they roast it right the first time? I don’t understand. Further, I do not understand why they are bragging about their culinary inefficiencies. Listen, Trader Joe’s, I understand you’re all a bunch of hippies who can’t always get it together the first time out, but failure is not a selling point. I am not impressed that you didn’t give up. This is my dinfast we’re talking about, not some motivational poster to ironically hang over your bong. Enough of your excuses, salsa packaging copywriters!
I am no more likely to purchase a quadruple-baked goose than I am to buy a single-baked one, and I’m not just saying that because I’m a vegetarian who lives in constant fear of Avian Bird Flu. It simply doesn’t make sense. In the words of Mugatu, “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
Also: tri-tip. I disapprove.
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Well I know what I won’t be serving when you come over for a visit; Twice baked potatoes.