By the time most curmudgeons are eligible for their senior citizen discounts they’ve lost up to fifty percent of their taste buds.
So that must be why the sexy silver-haired septuagenarian at my grandma’s nursing home didn’t appear too excited when I whispered that he could lick chocolate sauce off my naked body. Psh! And I thought it had something to do with my pink eye and contagious facial rash. I feel so much better now!
Wait, don't leave me alone in this fudge! Ah! The ants!
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