I remember back in the good old days, before the crystal meth scourge cracked out the nation, when I could look forward to a nice head cold as it meant I could get all hopped up on OTC sinus congestion meds. There was nothing better than discovering I had a cold right before finals in college. I could pop some cough tablets and shebang! After studying all night earn record high scores. Now the damn meth addicts are ruining my life with their stupid habit of buying up multi-symptom cold and cough pills in bulk, causing laws to get passed! Thanks a lot, crackle heads. Now my head cold and my Sudafed PE are neither fun nor useful. Pseudoephedrine free — like that’s really something to brag about, Pfizer. Great marketing strategy there. How’s that working out for your sales? I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only patient who enjoyed having all the energy of PCP addict while eliminating mucus and sore throat. Maybe you are still helping to loosen my phlegm, but I’ll tell you what you’re not doing, Sudafed, and that’s easing my minor aches, you pain in the ass! Non-drowsy, my bronchial tubes!
How about "Get Your Pseudoephedrine Back Where It Belongs"?!
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Very nice site!
hm. interesting.