Some time late last year, I found myself chugging upwards of half a gallon of eggnog per night, as I found it a pleasant palette cleanser between boxes of See’s chocolates. Worries of salmonella and starring in a televised addiction intervention could not dissuade me from pouring the thick god nectar down my pie hole [...]
Anxiety Alleviator #16: A CBS Reality TV Spin Off Called Little Brother: All Midgets, All the Time
I’m watching Big Brother but I can’t focus because all I want in life is for CBS to replace it with a spin off called Little Brother: The Midget Season. When will the discrimination end? I’m so tired of giants! It’s not like I’m advocating any tossing challenges, so don’t get all high and mighty [...]
Anxiety Activator #47: Beverage Companies with Disturbing Names
While sitting at a red light the other day, just minding my own business, working on my car karaoke and relevant choreography to go with “Psycho Killer” by the Talking Heads, a delivery truck skidded up next to me. Normally, I would stare straight ahead and continue serenading myself, but not this day. Something inside [...]
