While sitting at a red light the other day, just minding my own business, working on my car karaoke and relevant choreography to go with “Psycho Killer” by the Talking Heads, a delivery truck skidded up next to me.
Normally, I would stare straight ahead and continue serenading myself, but not this day. Something inside me said, “Hey, check out this mofo,” and since bad things happen when I disobey my inner Sybil, I glanced out the window.
Thank the sweet fetus Jesus I did because I got an eyeful of signage advertising the most inappropriately named beverage company EVER. Painted across the side of the white trailer truck were the words, “Golden Spring Drinking Water.”
Good lord, I thought. That’s like Blue Diamond changing the name of their almond milk to Nut Juice. It’s thick, creamy, and high in protein. I marveled at the company name then shrugged to myself. Looks like someone has a good sense of humor and a vast supply of sterile urine. Apparently that is a winning combination in the refreshment industry.
If they ever get a tap water contract, they’ll have to include Golden Shower faucets. Anyway, I’m considering tossing my Flomax and going to work for their Westminster facility.
If I keep taking my B vitamins I’ll have a bright (yellow) future ahead. For once I agree with you, unemployment officer. I should utilize my vast reserves of untapped potential! In fact, I’ll go do so right now.
Cheers.
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