Actual e-mail. Actual pain. From: Me Date: September 17, 2009 12:15 PM To: Satan’s Construction Management Subject: Coastal Access Impr Hi Patrick. I’m a local resident who has the incredible luck of living on Censored Street and also working from home. I understand you are just doing your job and I, too, [...]
Anxiety Activator #49: Folding Origami Cranes for the Dinner Table
Listen up, ladies. There’s nothing more important than setting the right ambiance before serving your man a fine nacho dinner. Oh yeah. Someone’s getting lucky tonight. Goddamnit, swan! Stop drooping! We’ve been OVER this! Stop wasting my time! Do you have any idea how long it takes to microwave Velveta? And pour it? In roundabout, [...]
