Anxiety Activator #49: Folding Origami Cranes for the Dinner Table

Listen up, ladies. There’s nothing more important than setting the right ambiance before serving your man a fine nacho dinner. Oh yeah. Someone’s getting lucky tonight. Goddamnit, swan! Stop drooping! We’ve been OVER this! Stop wasting my time! Do you have any idea how long it takes to microwave Velveta? And pour it? In roundabout, [...]

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