Listen up, ladies. There’s nothing more important than setting the right ambiance before serving your man a fine nacho dinner. Oh yeah. Someone’s getting lucky tonight. Goddamnit, swan! Stop drooping! We’ve been OVER this! Stop wasting my time! Do you have any idea how long it takes to microwave Velveta? And pour it? In roundabout, tantalizing layers? You ungrateful excuse for a napkin. Now stop messing around like some stubborn scoliosis patient who refuses to wear his back brace. Sit up in your red Solo cup when I tell you to!
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Take it from me, Japanese Spiderman. As your special guest sits down, soak the Origami with saki and drop a match on it. It’s all in the plesentation.