ANXIETY HELL

I’d really like to watch a remake of Twins, but only if it stars Mr. T and Gary Coleman. If Coleman is too busy complaining about how his relatives won’t loan him any money in yet another CashCall commercial, I suppose I’d settle for Webster. Though I think it would only be fair, since I’m settling, that at least one scene involves Mr. T giving Webster a sponge bath in one of those cute little baby seats you set in the sink. That’s a very soothing image.