Anxiety Alleviator # 1: Horned Toads that Squirt Blood from their Eyeballs When Angered
Anxiety Alleviator # 2: Discovering the Chuck Norris of the Iguana World
Anxiety Alleviator # 3: Playing the Cowbell
Anxiety Alleviator #4: This Week’s Reading Rainbow Selection about a Crazed Taxidermist
Anxiety Alleviator # 5: Going Amish as I Say Goodbye to my Beloved TiVo
Anxiety Alleviator # 6: Enforcing Proper Laundromat Etiquette
Anxiety Alleviator # 7: Buying Inappropriate Holiday Gifts for my Family
Anxiety Alleviator #8: Onion Goggles
Anxiety Alleviator #9: Unicorns
Anxiety Alleviator #10: Sheriff John Burnell’s Disproportionate Amounts of Rage
Anxiety Alleviator #11: Cloris Leachman’s Cleavage
Anxiety Alleviator #12: This Photo of a Sloth in a Box
Anxiety Alleviator #13: The Best Non-Ambien-Induced Hibernation that I’ve Experienced in Fortnights
Anxiety Alleviator # 14: Imagining How the Debut Season of America’s Next Top Hand Model Would Play Out
Anxiety Alleviator #15: Feeling Intellectually Superior to Bill Nye
Anxiety Alleviator #16: A CBS Reality TV Spin Off Called Little Brother: All Midgets, All the Time
Anxiety Alleviator #17: The Urban Remake of Twins in which Mr. T Bathes Gary Coleman in Baby Tub
Anxiety Alleviator #18: Making a Plan for the Holidays
Anxiety Alleviator #19: The Brother from Another Planet, My Movie Pick of the Week
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