It’s after one-thirty in the morning and as I was about to commence my nightly ritual of taking my Ambien and watching Raccoon Attack on NatGeo, I happened to glance down the side of the two liter jug of root beer I was swilling. There, on the faux-wooden barrel label, that ominous little exclamation mark [...]
A Great Way to Embarrass Yourself
The other day I was driving home from feeding my parents’ obese Norwegian elkhound, when I saw a disturbingly large mob of people holding Yes on Prop 8 signs, along with some Ban Gay Marriage and Protect our Children banners. After I had thrown up in mouth, and felt my blood begin to boil, I [...]
