Does the following statement sound familiar to you? “Wait! Where are you going? It’s only 12:30 a.m. We still have more Walker to watch. Come back! He’s about to figure out who’s killing the Native Americans with contaminated milk. Don’t go! Don’t leave me all alone! It’s still early!” If so, then you may be suffering [...]
Anxiety Activator #5: Attempting to end my Ambien Love Affair (Part Two)
Upon conducting in-depth research for a recent post about my love affair with Ambien, I uncovered a startling truth: I have been taking this fine pharmacological hallucinogen since I was a sophomore in high school. Soon after discovering this astonishing information I found that I couldn’t sleep, took an Ambien, and subsequently forgot about the [...]
Frequently Asked Question #5: In Regard to the Side Effects of my Copious Ambien Consumption…
What in the hell must the neighbors think? Ambien. It is the most popular prescription sleep aid in the nation, and why shouldn’t it be? I say. My love affair with Ambien has been thriving for nearly a decade. Sure, we’ve separated more than once when I’ve gone through a silly, little phase I refer [...]
