Anxiety Alleviator # 6: Enforcing Proper Laundromat Etiquette

As someone who is both hungry and a hypochondriac, I cannot move forward with my diet plan until I consult my doctor and polish off this fine jar of pimento Cheez Whiz.  (I love that Cheez Whiz is not only economical for buying groceries, but also vowels.) It’s healthy if you dip wheat crackers in. Scissor-finger digging [...]