Anxiety Alleviator # 2: Discovering the Chuck Norris of the Iguana World 

Anxiety Alleviator # 3: Playing the Cowbell

Anxiety Alleviator #4: This Week’s Reading Rainbow Selection about a Crazed Taxidermist

Anxiety Alleviator # 5: Going Amish as I Say Goodbye to my Beloved TiVo

Anxiety Alleviator # 6: Enforcing Proper Laundromat Etiquette

Anxiety Alleviator # 7: Buying Inappropriate Holiday Gifts for my Family

Anxiety Alleviator #8: Onion Goggles

Anxiety Alleviator #9: Unicorns

Anxiety Alleviator #10: Sheriff John Burnell’s Disproportionate Amounts of Rage 

Anxiety Alleviator #11: Cloris Leachman’s Cleavage

Anxiety Alleviator #12: This Photo of a Sloth in a Box

Anxiety Alleviator #13: The Best Non-Ambien-Induced Hibernation that I’ve Experienced in Fortnights

Anxiety Alleviator # 14: Imagining How the Debut Season of America’s Next Top Hand Model Would Play Out

Anxiety Alleviator #15: Feeling Intellectually Superior to Bill Nye

Anxiety Alleviator #16: A CBS Reality TV Spin Off Called Little Brother: All Midgets, All the Time

Anxiety Alleviator #17: The Urban Remake of Twins in which Mr. T Bathes Gary Coleman in Baby Tub

Anxiety Alleviator #18: Making a Plan for the Holidays

Anxiety Alleviator #19: The Brother from Another Planet, My Movie Pick of the Week