As someone who is both hungry and a hypochondriac, I cannot move forward with my diet plan until I consult my doctor and polish off this fine jar of pimento Cheez Whiz. (I love that Cheez Whiz is not only economical for buying groceries, but also vowels.) It’s healthy if you dip wheat crackers in. Scissor-finger digging [...]
Anxiety Alleviator #3: Playing the Cowbell
This was me recently after crashing a party and hopping on stage with the band. I don’t know how I ended up with a drumstick in my right hand and a fifth plastic cup of red wine in my left, but I do know that I rocked that cowbell like I rocked that party. After [...]
