Did I brush my teeth? Damn it, I can’t remember. OK, think harder. Yes. Yes, I recall flossing, but then I also recall getting distracted by the scent of an onion patch exploding from my right armpit. I think I went to apply more Secret clinical-strength carcinogen-fresh antiperspirant. Then I may have gotten caught up in [...]
June 14, 2010
Categories: Anxiety Activators, FAQs, I’m not Lazy - Just Storing Potential Energy . . Author: anxietyhell . Comments: Leave a Comment
Some time late last year, I found myself chugging upwards of half a gallon of eggnog per night, as I found it a pleasant palette cleanser between boxes of See’s chocolates. Worries of salmonella and starring in a televised addiction intervention could not dissuade me from pouring the thick god nectar down my pie hole [...]
August 23, 2009
Categories: Anxiety Alleviators, Diet, Health and Fitness, I’m not Lazy - Just Storing Potential Energy, Most Popular . . Author: anxietyhell . Comments: 2 Comments
Because I’ve been so busy attempting to finish my book lately (and by that I mean going to hot yoga then dragging my sweaty ass home to sleep all day) I’ve had less time to work on the blogs. Really, though? I’ve been trying. Realizing that I’ve been lagging more than usual, I decided there was [...]
February 5, 2009
Categories: Anxiety Activators, I’m not Lazy - Just Storing Potential Energy, Uncategorized . . Author: anxietyhell . Comments: 2 Comments
