While I’m not nearly as batshit crazy of a hypochondriac as I used to be, I am concerned that my strict diet of Lucky Charms, Parmesan Goldfish, and whipped dessert topping may have something to do with the fact that I haven’t had a bowel movement since the last time I mistakenly ingested an entire [...]
The 10 Day Master Cleanse Lemonade Fast
The Delicious Recipe:
Freshly squeezed lemons or limes
Grade B Organic Maple Syrup
Cayenne Pepper
Purified Water
Master Cleanse Eve, 1:37 a.m.
As I was indulging my adrenal gland in yet another exciting episode of the Discovery channel’s ingenious survival show, Man vs. Wild, I glanced towards the kitchen and caught sight of all the delicious treats on the microwave cart [...]
