It’s been said before that nothing in life is free, but I never quite believed that, what with all the library books and complimentary restaurant silverware to be had. It wasn’t until a few weeks ago when my older brother, Cherd, offered to fly me out to Colorado “for free” when I discovered the truth [...]
Infrequently Answered Question # 1: Did You Even Step Outside the Hermit Lair to get the Mail Yet Today?
No. Getting the mail is for pussies. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of getting chased down by bill collectors. You haven’t experienced life until Dog the Bounty Hunter is hot on your trail and leaving disturbing messages on your cell phone that you can sell to Fox “News.” Think about it. What’s [...]
January 26, 2008
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