Anxiety Activator #70: Sir Oprah Winfrey’s Eye Sauce

I’m sorry, but is it just me, or does Oprah seem to be experiencing some serious eyeball leakage lately? I feel like projectile vomiting at her audience members (more than usual) when I get a gander at that eye sauce. Inbred shiatsus have less tear output, and at least they have the fur to soak it up [...]

June 14, 2010
Categories: An insidious one way ticket to Cyclopsville in a bottle, Anxiety Activators, Things That Make Me Bulimic for $500 . . Author: anxietyhell . Comments: Leave a Comment

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