While torturing myself on the elliptical machine today, I became overwhelmed by embarrassment upon noting my sweaty face had turned the color one would expect to see on an albino who’d fallen asleep in a tanning bed for a week. I thought to myself, “Self, this is just wrong. You should go home and [...]
July 17, 2009
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(This is how the pool at my gym has looked since the Olympics started airing.) Normally, after three to four seconds on the elliptical machine, I am gasping for breath like a freshly caught trout with a Marlboro red addiction as the Whitney Huston-style sweat tsunami pouring down my flushed Irish face gives off the [...]
August 18, 2008
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